Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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