I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm bleeding and have questions
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Randomize
