Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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