Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Randomize
