hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize