So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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