and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
