well you can't waste a boner
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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