we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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