How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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