Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
