The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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