the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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