btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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