doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
look no pants
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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