Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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