Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You are a genius and a whore.
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