How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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