Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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