Don't you send me to vm
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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