the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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