But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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