So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
