He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just forgot I was standing up.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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