This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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