pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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