....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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