I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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