i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
there's paper in my vomit.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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