I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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