Yo dont text me then not text me
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
please don't ironically join a cult
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
