Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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