There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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