Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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