This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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