If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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