I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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