so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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