the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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