i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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