wat bout pragnant strippers??
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
