He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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