I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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