how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
