Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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