wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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