He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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