names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's never too late to be topless.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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