YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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