Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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